Penny: “We’re like an old married couple.”
Sheldon: “If we were an old married couple the wife would be serving iced tea and snickerdoodles.”
Penny: “I don’t have any iced tea and snickerdoodles.”
Sheldon: “A good wife would go to the store.”
Penny: “I want a divorce.”
Sheldon: “Good, on the way to see the lawyer, go pick up some tea and cookies.”
(via denisecua)
